Monday, October 29, 2012

Tomato Story

 
Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket.. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ..

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.


He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan...
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'


Moral of the story



Moral 1

Internet is not the solution to your life..

Moral 2

If you don't have an Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3

If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire..........




P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!



Saturday, September 1, 2012

Friendship is a heart not a habit

Dost tera bahut sahara hai
Warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai
 Log marte hai maut aane par
Hamay toaapke dosti ne mara hai…

 
Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskurane ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti naam hai umar bhar sath nibhane ka…
Dost dil todna hamari aadat nahi
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri dosti par
Dil mein basakar hum kisiko bhulate nahi…
Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Kho Jayenge,
Hum Waqt Nahin Jo Gujar Jayenge,
Hum Mausam Nahin Jo Badal Jayenge,
Hum To Aansu Hain Jo Khusi Aur Gum Dono Me Nzar Aynge…
Asman ko nind aya to sulao kahan
Dharti to maut aye to dafanau kahan
sagar main lehar uthe to chupau kahan
Aap jaise dost ki yad aye to jau kahan!
Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye…
Dosti Dil Hai Dimag Nahin,
Dosti Soch Hain Aawaj Nahi,
Koi Ankhon Se Nahi Dekh Sakta Dosti Ke Jajbo Ko,
Kyunki Dosti Ehsaas Hai Andaz Nahin…



Kisi bhi mushkil mod per
Hum na kahenge AAPKO….”C U”….
Rahenge sath hamesha ME & U…..
Kal hum na rahe DUNIYA me to
Rakh kar fool meri kabar pe
KAHNA STUPID “I MISS U

Friday, August 31, 2012

Ye to khubsurat dosti hai

Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga, Najane kaun dost kaha hoga, Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein, Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein…
 The bigger the love, the more pain afterwards, but the more character it takes to forgive
Good Things Dont Last Forever Baby, Its Sumthin Bout Ur Smile That Drives Me Crazy......
I realized I can neither fight nor cry alone without you.
"I have the heart to love you but i haven't the courage to bring you back into my arms". hateme_love1983@yahoo.com
love is when he takes you whole heart breaks it and takes it again and you still love him!
sometimes love is not as perfect as we wish it would be.... but the best thing in love.... is to give it to the person who really deserves that love and loving you back again
 Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga,
Najane kaun dost kaha hoga,
Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein,
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein…
 Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!
 Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna…
 Teri dosti ne bohat kuch sikhla diya,
Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya,
Karzdaar hoon main khuda ka,
Jiss ne mujhe aap jaise dost se mila diya…
 Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Rahe duriya to parwah nahi,
Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata hai…


Friendship Qutes-Sms

Dosti ke bina ye zindgi bekar he, Par Dosti ke apne bhi usul he, Khete he duriya kitni bhi ho dosti me, Par Dost ho aap jaisa to sab kabul he. ..
 Dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai
Tufano main sahil badi mushkil se milte hai,
Youn to mil jaata hai har koi,
Magar aap jaise dost naseeb walon ko milte hai …
 Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti ,
Na karenge kisi se wadaa ,,
Par kya kare dost mila itna pyaara ki karna pada dosti ka wadaa ….
 Dil pyar me bekar bhi hota he,
Dosti me intezar bhi hota he,
Hoti nahi pyar me dosti,
Par dosti me shaamil pyar bhi hota he…
 Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai…
 Bharosa Rako Humari Dosti Par,
Hum Kisi Ka Dil Dukhaya Nhi Karte,
Ap Aur Apka Andaz Hume Acha Laga,
Warna Hum Kisiko Dost Banaya Nahi Karte..
 Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum
Idiot, stupid, bakwas ho tum
Par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakas ho tum …


My Sweet Friendship

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”


 
 “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
Tere saath guzra lamha jab bhi yaad ayega,
Is janam ke baad bhi tera khayal layega,
Agar bakshi bar bar zindagi Uparwale ne mujhe,
Tujse dosti karne ko hardum ji chahega…
 “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
 Har Shak Ko Yakin Mein Badaltey Hain Yeh Dost,
Raah Chalte Ko Popat Banatey Hain Yeh Dost,
Pepsi Bol Ke Daaru Pilatey Hain Yeh Dost,
Par Kuch Bhi Ho Saaley Bahut Yaad Aaatey Hain Yeh Dost…

 Hasrato Ki Nigaho Pe Shaqt Pehra He…
Najane Kis Ummid Par Dil Thera He…
Teri Chahto Ki Kasam Aye Dost…
Apni Dosti Ka Rishta To Pyar Se Bhi Gehra He…
 Aasman se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai,
Mere dost! sambhaal ke rakhna yeh dosti,
Yeh meri zindagi bhar ki kamai hai…
 Na sathi hai koi,
Na humsafar hai koi,
Na hum kisi ke na humara koi,
Par aapko dekh kar kah sakte hai ki,
Pyara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi….
Tufaan mein kashti ko kinaare bhi mil jaate hain…,
Jahaan mein logo ko sahaare bhi mil jaate hain…;
Duniya mein sabse pyaari hain zindagi…,
Kuchh aap jaise dost zindagi se pyare bhi mil jaate hain…